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There are many different stories about people who try to get away with drunk driving by passing a breathalyzer test, but this one takes the cake:

An 18-year-old Stettler man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test, provincial court heard this week.

David Zurfluh was subsequently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving because he blew .08, the legal limit.

The best way to avoid getting caught driving drunk is to not do it.